#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;                      # yep, strict & -w compliant
sub map_{y/- ./ .-/;$_};%_=(split# redefine map and
/-/,reverse _(<DATA>));sub grep_{# grep for my own
($_[0]|' ')eq$_[0]?1:0}$_=(keys  # amusement!
%_)[0];sub ord_{$_[1]=ord($_[0])+# I'm bored so I'll
0xd;$_[2]=pack(chr(67),0x55);$_= # redefine ord as
grep_($_[0])?0x7a:0x5a;pack($_[2]# well.  Perhaps
,(($_[1]>$_)?$_[1]-0x1a:$_[1]))} # pack while I'm
$_=qq($_$"$_{$_});sub _{join'',  # at it.  Who
map{$_!~/[a-z]/i?map_($_):ord_(  # knows...
chr_($_))}split//,$_[0]};print;  # maybe I'll
sub chr_{$_=ord($_);$_=$_^0x20;$_# be labeled
=chr($_)}sub __{$_=join'',split//# as Just Another
,@_}BEGIN{$!=73;$"=reverse" >= "}# Perl Hacker
__DATA__
"UCNW"."GNEXFHz- Ez"