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<%
	# news
	my @news = split(/%%/, slurp("$DAT/news"));
	my $bit;
	my $i;
	for($i = 0; $i < 10; $i++)
	{
		$bit = "<b>$news[$i]</b><br>" . $news[$i + 1] . "<p>";
		print $bit;
		$i++;
	}

%>
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