Jeffry Friedl (Fried or Freed?)
(when to Master Regular Expressions you need),
wrote the book - he wasn't idle.
Damm! Now it *has* to be Fried-l.

(On the other hand, if it *was* J Freed-l,
I could have used a rhyme like 'needle'.
If you're sew sharp that you cotton on,
Eye think the point of this thread'll be gone.)