BEGIN {
  use File::Spec::Functions qw(rel2abs);
  use File::Basename;
  my $homedir = dirname(rel2abs($0));
  # let's hope that the homedir is something sane and dosen't
  # contain curly braces:
  eval "use lib q{$homedir};";
  die $@ if $@;
};

##</code><code>##

perl -MHTTP::Daemon -MHTTP::Response -MLWP::Simple -e ' ;    # The  
$d = new HTTP::Daemon and fork and getprint $d->url and exit;#spider
($c = $d->accept())->get_request(); $c->send_response( new   #in the
HTTP::Response(200,$_,$_,qq(Just another Perl hacker\n))); ' #  web