Perlmonks event generator
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Written by Roger, Dec 4, 2003, as a tribute to the perlmonks.

{
<start>
<sometime>, <event>. <response>. <vote>.
;
}

{
<vote>
no vote was casted by monks         ;
<gender> was <updown> voted         ;
<gender> was up voted <good_reason> ;
<gender> was down voted <bad_reason>;
}

{
<good_reason>
because it gave a good challenge        ;
because of its popularity               ;
because it was interesting              ;
because it was <extremely> interesting  ;
because it was <extremely> smart        ;
}

{
<bad_reason>
because it did not give a good challenge;
because it was unpopular                ;
because it was not interesting          ;
because it was too simple               ;
because it lacked material              ;
}

{
<extremely>
very        ;
extremely   ;
pretty      ;
quite       ;
}

{
<updown>
up          ;
down        ;
}

{
<gender>
he          ;
she         ;
}

{
<response>
it stired <quantity> responses from monks       ;
<quantity> monks joined the discussion          ;
<pitty> no monks were interested in the topic   ;
<pitty> no monks gave any response              ;
<pitty> there was no reply                      ;
}

{
<quantity>
a lot of            ;
lots of             ;
plenty of           ;
only a handful of   ;
a dozen             ;
some                ;
few                 ;
many                ;
a great number of   ;
}

{
<pitty>
pitty           ;
unfortunately   ;
bad luck        ;
tough luck      ;
somehow         ;
}

{
<event>
<someone> <encounter> a <problem> problem;
<someone> <encounter> a problem on <problem>;
<someone> <encounter> an idea on <idea> and wish to <inform> other monks at Perlmonks ;
}

{
<someone>
anonymous monk      ;
some monk           ;
<experience> monk   ;
<pm_title> monk     ;
}

{
<encounter>
encountered         ;
had                 ;
found               ;
discoverred         ;
thought about       ;
bumped into         ;
fancied             ;
}

{
<inform>
share with          ;
discuss with        ;
tell                ;
inform              ;
anounce to          ;
have attention of   ;
}

{
<problem>
redirection within a Perl script        ;
how to do splitting                     ;
need some pointers using Expect.pm      ;
win32::ole ActiveWindow                 ;
recursive transition networks           ;
host with multiple ip addresses         ;
subclass and overridden constructor     ;
}

{
<meditation>
balancing coding time and coding quality            ;
perl 'beans' ?                                      ;
amusing infection                                   ;
Win32 binary (and extensible) OO-perl applications  ;
Perl of the Future                                  ;
}

{
<idea>
how to improve PM           ;
how to write better code    ;
writing better code         ;
how to do networking        ;
perl golfing                ;
creating a website          ;
coding efficiency           ;
<meditation>                ;
}

{
<tricky>
tricky                  ;
simple                  ;
easy                    ;
hard                    ;
not so easy             ;
not straight forward    ;
}

{
<experience>
novice          ;
intermediate    ;
advanced        ;
seasoned        ;
experienced     ;
inexperienced   ;
newbie          ;
}

{
<pm_title>
initiate    ;
novice      ;
acolyte     ;
scribe      ;
monk        ;
friar       ;
abbot       ;
bishop      ;
pontiff     ;
saint       ;
}

{
<sometime>
one day                 ;
the other day           ;
once upon a time        ;
today                   ;
yesterday               ;
on a <weather> <weekday>;
<which> <weekday>       ;
<weekday> <which> week  ;
}

{
<which>
this ;
last ;
}

{
<weather>
fine    ;
stormy  ;
rainy   ;
warm    ;
hot     ;
cold    ;
}

{
<weekday>
Monday      ;
Tuesday     ;
Wednesday   ;
Thursday    ;
Friday      ;
Saturday    ;
Sunday      ;
weekend     ;
}

##</code><code>##

Thursday this week, some monk encountered an idea on how to
do networking and wish to inform other monks at Perlmonks.
bad luck no monks gave any response. he was up voted.

once upon a time, intermediate monk bumped into a need some
pointers using Expect.pm problem. bad luck no monks gave
any response. he was down voted because it was too
simple.

Monday last week, bishop monk encountered a problem on need
some pointers using Expect.pm. it stired some responses
from monks. she was up voted because it gave a good
challenge.

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