Perlmonks event generator
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Written by Roger, Dec 4, 2003, as a tribute to the perlmonks.

{
<start>
<sometime>, <event>. <response>. <vote>.
;
}

{
<vote>
no vote was casted by monks         ;
<gender> was <updown> voted         ;
<gender> was up voted <good_reason> ;
<gender> was down voted <bad_reason>;
}

{
<good_reason>
because it gave a good challenge        ;
because of its popularity               ;
because it was interesting              ;
because it was <extremely> interesting  ;
because it was <extremely> smart        ;
}

{
<bad_reason>
because it did not give a good challenge;
because it was unpopular                ;
because it was not interesting          ;
because it was too simple               ;
because it lacked material              ;
}

{
<extremely>
very        ;
extremely   ;
pretty      ;
quite       ;
}

{
<updown>
up          ;
down        ;
}

{
<gender>
he          ;
she         ;
}

{
<response>
it stired <quantity> responses from monks       ;
<quantity> monks joined the discussion          ;
<pitty> no monks were interested in the topic   ;
<pitty> no monks gave any response              ;
<pitty> there was no reply                      ;
}

{
<quantity>
a lot of            ;
lots of             ;
plenty of           ;
only a handful of   ;
a dozen             ;
some                ;
few                 ;
many                ;
a great number of   ;
}

{
<pitty>
pitty           ;
unfortunately   ;
bad luck        ;
tough luck      ;
somehow         ;
}

{
<event>
<someone> <encounter> a <problem> problem;
<someone> <encounter> a problem on <problem>;
<someone> <encounter> an idea on <idea> and wish to <inform> other monks at Perlmonks ;
}

{
<someone>
anonymous monk      ;
some monk           ;
<experience> monk   ;
<pm_title> monk     ;
}

{
<encounter>
encountered         ;
had                 ;
found               ;
discoverred         ;
thought about       ;
bumped into         ;
fancied             ;
}

{
<inform>
share with          ;
discuss with        ;
tell                ;
inform              ;
anounce to          ;
have attention of   ;
}

{
<problem>
redirection within a Perl script        ;
how to do splitting                     ;
need some pointers using Expect.pm      ;
win32::ole ActiveWindow                 ;
recursive transition networks           ;
host with multiple ip addresses         ;
subclass and overridden constructor     ;
}

{
<meditation>
balancing coding time and coding quality            ;
perl 'beans' ?                                      ;
amusing infection                                   ;
Win32 binary (and extensible) OO-perl applications  ;
Perl of the Future                                  ;
}

{
<idea>
how to improve PM           ;
how to write better code    ;
writing better code         ;
how to do networking        ;
perl golfing                ;
creating a website          ;
coding efficiency           ;
<meditation>                ;
}

{
<tricky>
tricky                  ;
simple                  ;
easy                    ;
hard                    ;
not so easy             ;
not straight forward    ;
}

{
<experience>
novice          ;
intermediate    ;
advanced        ;
seasoned        ;
experienced     ;
inexperienced   ;
newbie          ;
}

{
<pm_title>
initiate    ;
novice      ;
acolyte     ;
scribe      ;
monk        ;
friar       ;
abbot       ;
bishop      ;
pontiff     ;
saint       ;
}

{
<sometime>
one day                 ;
the other day           ;
once upon a time        ;
today                   ;
yesterday               ;
on a <weather> <weekday>;
<which> <weekday>       ;
<weekday> <which> week  ;
}

{
<which>
this ;
last ;
}

{
<weather>
fine    ;
stormy  ;
rainy   ;
warm    ;
hot     ;
cold    ;
}

{
<weekday>
Monday      ;
Tuesday     ;
Wednesday   ;
Thursday    ;
Friday      ;
Saturday    ;
Sunday      ;
weekend     ;
}