#!/usr/bin/perl
use Benchmark qw/countit cmpthese/;

# Load the messages array
our @messages;
while (<>){
    chomp;
    push(@messages, $_) if ($_ =~ m/:/);
};
print STDERR "Array loaded with ", scalar @messages, " posts.\n";

sub run($) { countit(10, @_) }

print "Begin benchmark.\n";


cmpthese {
    should_be_faster => run q{
     foreach my $post (@messages){
      if ($post =~ m/:/) {

    $post =~ s!\Q:-[\E!<img src="./emoticons/bat.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:[\E!<img src="./emoticons/bat.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:-D\E!<img src="./emoticons/bigsmile.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:D\E!<img src="./emoticons/bigsmile.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:'(\E!<img src="./emoticons/cry.gif">!gio; 
    $post =~ s!\Q:-)\E!<img src="./emoticons/smile.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:)\E!<img src="./emoticons/smile.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!:\(!<img src="./emoticons/sad.gif">!gio; 
    $post =~ s!:-\(!<img src="./emoticons/sad.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:-$\E!<img src="./emoticons/sour.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:$\E!<img src="./emoticons/sour.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:-p\E!<img src="./emoticons/tounge.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:p\E!<img src="./emoticons/tounge.gif">!gio;
#    $post =~ s!\Q:-\\E!<img src="./emoticons/what.gif">!gio;
#    $post =~ s!\Q:\\E!<img src="./emoticons/what.gif">!gio;
}}},
should_be_slower => run q{    
    foreach my $post (@messages){

    if ($post =~ m/:/){

    $post =~ s!\Q:-[\E!<img src="./emoticons/bat.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:[\E!<img src="./emoticons/bat.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:-D\E!<img src="./emoticons/bigsmile.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:D\E!<img src="./emoticons/bigsmile.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:'(\E!<img src="./emoticons/cry.gif">!gio; 
    $post =~ s!\Q:-)\E!<img src="./emoticons/smile.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:)\E!<img src="./emoticons/smile.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!:\(!<img src="./emoticons/sad.gif">!gio; 
    $post =~ s!:-\(!<img src="./emoticons/sad.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:-$\E!<img src="./emoticons/sour.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:$\E!<img src="./emoticons/sour.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:-p\E!<img src="./emoticons/tounge.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:p\E!<img src="./emoticons/tounge.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:-\\E!<img src="./emoticons/what.gif">!gio;
    $post =~ s!\Q:\\E!<img src="./emoticons/what.gif">!gio;

    }}}}

##</code><code>##

We'll never get this fixed :wink:
i would like to see that :)
and yaaay windows patches :)
it got approved at 6:30
auditor: could you please approve a shift i bid on in m160 tonight?
:-D
i told her the only thing I thought is that she could let it sit overnight and get it tomorrow morning at 7:30..but then she has to leave her external hard drive
appreciate ur help:D
or you can use the form located here:
Auditor:  Will you approve Peters bid for my shift?
hello, :) or good evening as it goes
it warnt to shabby from the third floor :wink:
I have no windows :(
http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4015&n=2
im slow :)
please do tell :D
Nicholas --the hard worker  :)
good Job, stacy....:)
need :coffee: here in PY 120
:love:
Hey kids! I'll see ya later! :)
http://registrar.iupui.edu/enrollment/203/final203.html
Blair:  I got a response about Finals scheduling
Awww! You can make your OSX dock look like it's growing grass! http://www.apple.com/downloads/macosx/icons_screensavers/docklawnicons.html
:)
:jacob:
I agree.  I always turn it off when I work in labs.  :)
i hate that group similar icons on taskbar is defaulted :rant: 
Done  :)
:)
TJ:  The plotter print worked on the first try.  Good work.  :)
I wish I could take the last 18minutes of my break and just leave early today :wink:
Yep, The IC is a *constant* party.  :-P
What's up, :stc:?
And yes, Heather, their username is: adl.
sure, i bet that's what you meant :wink:
Kellen: no
10:30,  you can stay in as long as you want but you can't leave and come back
B-school is only open until 10:3
TGIF :)
i'm doing pretty well, glad that it's friday :)
happy friday everyone :)
That's all I got, sorry :)
I'm confused don't mind me I haven't had my medicine today :)
:wink:
I was starting to worry about you :)
when an observer or tt comes to the ed. school.. make sure you bring your staple fixing skills with you :-)
:)
nevermind, found it :)
:)
Tristan: I find that remark offensive.
afternoon all :)
laterz everybody :)
:squirrel: :pie:
lol cuz i have a strange life it seems :-D
got it :-D
haha i yam! so so sooo innocent :kathy: 
anybody? anybody?  pleaasse :-D
:)
lol sorry having fun with chat icons :-D
i was going :yinli:
I was scared :'(
but i'm not one of 'em :)
:)
Dan:  I can attest to the fact that South Central Boy was indeed in Woodburn Hall
LOL perhaps :)
dan you disbeliever :-P
:)
it's ok :)
hope you feel better :)
tired and not feeling so good :(
but yeah :-D how's everybody doin?
:(
lol no i was just talking to my parents--apparently they are going to atlantic city for a daytrip :-/
oh yes it was :)
oh, it is too late andy...  he cried.  :(
and it sounds like that is what his next move will be: declare himself insane so he won't have to go back to prison
http://talk.assmotax.org/index.php
Good Morning :stc: todays theme is secret spynames for stc coworkers :)
secret Austin man :)
da nana na na .. da na na Big A :)
:D
oh no Big A is taking over the chat.. ahhh run for your lives.. no one has every escaped his wrath :)
woah.. blank slate be the chat now :)