# 49 characters? my deity, what could possibly be wrong
# with this horrid picture?
my $path_to_configuartion_file_for_apache_http_server = '/etc/httpd/conf/httpd.conf';

# 37 characters. just as bad as the 49 charaters above.
sub get_the_path_for_apache_configuration {
    return "who cares?";
}