@_ = split(//,'   .    ` o     ');

while(I){$mispent = 

'||'.@_[rand(15)].@_[rand(15)].@_[rand(15)].@_[rand(15)].
@_[rand(15)].@_[rand(15)].@_[rand(15)].@_[rand(15)].
@_[rand(15)].@_[rand(15)].'|';

$StPatties = '\|\|          \|';

$guiness=
'|          |===|:||          |  |=|:||          |  |=|:|';
$greenbeer=
'|oOooOoOooOo|:|oO.oo.O.oOo|:||          |:||          |:|';
$irish=
'|          | |=|:||          ||=|:||          |=|:||          |:|';
$whiskey=
'|==========|:|___________|:';

$pitcher=$greenbeer.$guiness.$irish.$whiskey;
@glass=split(/:/, $pitcher);

$beer=11;for($drunk=11;$drunk>0;$drunk--)
{$good=0;foreach(@glass){$good++;$pint=$_;

($beer eq $good)?($pint =~ s/$StPatties/$mispent/):();
print $pint;print "\n";}
($beer eq $drunk)?($beer--):

();select $,,$,,$,,0.1;system(($^O eq 'MSWin32')?'cls':'clear');}}