#!/usr/bin/perl use Cows; use Sandwich; use Salad::Mixed; use Tomatos; use Bed; use DBI::MyBurger; my $burger = $DBI->new( 'dbi:myburger:burgers;hungry:men' ); my $salad = Salad::Mixed->new(); my $ketchup = Tomatos->new( 'as_ketchup' ); open( COW, '>>mooh' ); while( ){ my( $meat, $bones ) = split( /meat/, $_ ); my $hburger = cut( $meat ); $burger->do( 'INSERT INTO hamburger ' .'(hamburger,salad,ketchup)VALUES' .'(' .$hburger .',' .$salad .',' .$ketchup .')' ) || grill $burger->errstr; } close COW; my @menu; my $menu_creation = $burger->prepare( 'SELECT * FROM hamburger ' .'as h LEFT JOIN bread as b ' .'ON h.size=b.size ' ) || goto BurgerKing; $menu_creation->execute(); for( my $parts = $burger->fetchrow_array ){ push( @menu, $parts ); } $menu_creation->finish; OPEN( MOUTH, "wide" ); OPEN( STOMACH ">>wide" ); print $_ for( @menu ); close STOMACH; close MOUTH; Bed::go_to_bed( 'NOW' ); sleep 100;