cat oration |perl -ne '(our $line.=join("",("\n"," "x15,$`)),next) if /\\$/; ($_=($line.=join("",("\n"," "x15,$_))),undef $line) if defined $line; print "Monk\x{27}s Pope: ",$_,((length) < 64?scalar(undef $skip,"Fellow Monks: "):scalar(our $skip=1,"")); %myself=(i,me,me,i,we,us,us,we); sub i{my $final; ($_=shift)=~s/_//g; print ((join " ",(reverse map { $myself{$_}?$myself{$_} : ((m/^(\S+).*/, exists $myself{$1})? scalar((($final=$_)=~s/^(\S+)\s+//, $myself{$1})) : $_)} @_)),(substr($_[0],-1,1) eq q|s|? "\b" : ""),(substr($_[1],-1,1) eq q|s|)? q|| : q|s|," ",$myself{$_}?$myself{$_} : $_," $final\n") }; s/(\S+)\s+(\S+)\s+(.*)/$1 _$1_, $2, "$3"/; *$1=\&i if ($1); %dicc=(map { (@{$_},reverse @{$_}) } ([guide,follow],[love,love])); $pattern=join "|", keys %dicc; s/($pattern)/$dicc{$1}/; $text=$_; map { (eval $text, goto END) if $text=~m/$_/ } keys %dicc; print "Amen\n" unless defined $skip; END:'