no warnings; $self={quaking=>"with fear"}; bless $self, Father; study map monastery => dungeons; open crypt(doors,listen(carefully,for_sounds)); sub terranean_nightmare { seek(survivors, in, dungeons); foreach (@encounter) { if ($person->isa("Zombie")) { reverse undead or pack chainsaw and split rand or chop $zombie->head_off or pop shotgun or dump handgrenade; die horribly if $undead->can(overpower $self); } } return to_surface, push @hellspawn,down,crypt(stairs,with pitch fork) and close door; } if (zombie, chomp $self and $self->bleeding ) { kill $self or warn "The undead are coming!", accept the,inevitable and join @slavering_hordes; }