sub rarelyusedfunction
{
        my $self = shift;
        if ( eval { require Data::Dump::Streamer; 1 } ) {
           return scalar Data::Dump::Streamer::Dump($self)->Out();
        } else {
           warn "**DANGER** Falling back to Data::Dumper as DDS"
                . " isn't available";
           require Data::Dumper;
           return Data::Dumper::Dumper($self)
        }

}