There once was a man from Nantucket,
who got his bicycle stuck in a bucket.
a passerby exclaimed "Wow!",
and inquired as to how,
He happened to get stuck in a bucket.

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C is a language quite dreary,
500 lines for a query.
Not written with ease,
It's Like a disease,
But Perl is a dream with a query.