Perl haze all in my brain
Lately things just dont seem the same
Perl haze all in my brain 
Lately things just don't seem the same 
Typin' funny, but I don't know why 
'Scuse me while the sigils fly 

Perl haze all around 
Don't know if I'm comin' up or down 
Am I happy or just missing C? 
Whatever it is that Perl put a spell on me 

Perl haze all in my eyes 
Don't know if it's day or night 
You got me blowin', blowin' my mind 
Is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?