Rate schwartzian         grt    ukeysort gloryhackish     keysort
schwartzian  6.83/s          --        -37%        -46%         -52%        -76%
grt          10.9/s         59%          --        -13%         -24%        -61%
ukeysort     12.6/s         84%         16%          --         -12%        -55%
gloryhackish 14.2/s        108%         31%         13%           --        -50%
keysort      28.2/s        312%        159%        124%          98%          --