#!/usr/bin/perl -w

my %triggers =
(
  'You are (\\w+).' => 'Your status is: %s',
);

my $buff = "You are fired!";

foreach my $trigger ( keys ( %triggers ) )
{
  if ( $buff =~ /$trigger/ )
  {
    print sprintf( $triggers{$trigger}, $1);
  }
}
print "\n";