use strict; use warnings; use constant ist => q{3}x2; my @eye = "7966668565836672654747677772736968787889" =~ m|(..)|g; ${_}||= # Back to our $whitehouse='BUSH/CHENEY' # Texas & .$/||\1; # Wyoming foreach my $W ( map { s|(\d+)|chr($1)|eg; $_ } map { "\LS!". join( chr(ist), pop(@eye), pop(@eye), $!) } (2001..2009)=>undef){ $!=~eval $W} die((!$!)?uc:$::)