$ perl | od -cb use strict;use warnings;close STDERR&&open STDERR,">",\$_; if($-=(map{++$|,warn$!?$!|=$_:$!=$_,$/}66,55,25,67)?$|:$() {@_=map{substr($_,++$-,++$|)}split$/;print((($^O=~/win/i)? join(undef,@_)^'!/ ?':@_)=>"\!",$/)} 0000000 j c a ! \n 152 040 143 141 041 012 0000006