# WTF
if ( defined $r && ref $r && ref $r eq 'HASH' && keys %$r ) { ... }

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# XXX PerlIO: Wide character...
binmode $socket, utf8::is_utf8( $data ) ? ':utf8', ':raw';

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perl -MLWP::Simple -e'print$_[rand(split(q|%%\n|,
get(q=http://cpan.org/misc/japh=)))]'