<?php
// This is a hack to get around F2S's limitation of only allowing PHP-MySQL
$connect = mysql_connect("db.account.f2s.com:3306", "account", "password")
    or die(mysql_error());
$result = mysql_db_query("account", $query, $connect);
while($row = mysql_fetch_array($result))
{
    echo "{\n";
    while(list ($key, $value) = each($row))
    {
        echo "\t$key => q[$value],\n";
    }
    echo "},\n";
}
?>