or download this
2012.12.18 12:47:31 aardvark@bulldog:~/pg_stuff/pg_sql/pgsql.HEAD [0]
$ perl vacuum.pl
...
INFO: analyzing "public.t"
INFO: "t": scanned 0 of 0 pages, containing 0 live rows and 0 dead ro
+ws; 0 rows in sample, 0 estimated total rows
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