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<karlmex> So a friend of mine got back from Amsterdam a few months bac
+k, after spending a stint there with a bunch of his mates. Told me q
+uite possibly one of the funniest stories I’ve heard. They had picked
+ up some shrooms and acid, and decided to take it in the wee hours of
+ the morning, and spend the day exploring the city while they tripped
+…sure enough 20min into it, one of the group vanishes. So, after 7 or
+ so hours of struggling to search for their lost friend, they decide
+it’d be best to head back to their hotel, sober up, regroup, and go l
+ooking when the gears worn off and they’d be of more use.
<tubs> lol k
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<karlmex> The mate had come across one of those outing groups or retar
+ded kids - freaked out, balled up one of those poor little bastards c
+arried him back to the room and locked him in the bathroom for proof…
<tubs> lol god man
<karlmex> anyway, luckily the kid had one of those ID cards saying “hi
+ my name is Ted, I live at blah blah” lol so yea, took the poor kid t
+o the lobby, called the cops and did a runner before they arrived lol
+.