Pure Perl for best compatibility
Perl::XS for better performance
JavaScript, so archive.org can grab a copy
JSON, so some unsuspecting victim can eval() and run it by accident
PostgreSQL for best data retrieval performance
NoSQL because I don't care about data integrity
Linux kernel module for total system access
VXWorks, so I could finally work on a NASA mission
Adobe Flash animation. All your base are belong to us
Python. My mind is very simple and there is only one way to do things
Raku. Slower, but more featureful than Perl
The same software that Tony Stark created for J.A.R.V.I.S