write some obfuscated code write some cool but completely useless modules like Lingua::Romana::Perligata inhabit the Chatterbox write a three page answer to the newest Hash-of-Hashes question start some flamewars on Slashdot reload my favorite news page every 5 seconds to make sure I am the first to read the newest article play a tetris clone
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