half full.
half empty.
empty. Hey, I was thirsty.
Hold on, let me measure it.
a cylindrical object formed mostly from molten silicon dioxide, lacking an upper base, and containing approximately 50% hydrogen oxide with trace amounts of lead and 50% atmospheric gasses.
just another part of the illusion that our senses are all tapped into.
broken. Where's your stupid personality test now, huh?
severely lacking in my alcoholic beverage of choice.
Wait, that's not a glass! It's a small mimic!
Glass? What glass?