Leave the tie on
Take the tie off
Ignore it since your tie is so ugly no one will notice
Ignore it since it makes your tie look better
Accessorize the stain by covering it with a band-aid
Put on the spare tie from the bottom drawer
Go buy a spare tie for the bottom drawer
Improvise a new tie out of office supplies
Ties? We don't need no steenking ties!
I'm personally bringing back the Nehru collar look (since Keanu killed it)
Be thankful that it was only a hard copy of your source code