I got rich using Perl before the bubble burst
I work from home
With my dectupled productivity (thanks to Perl), I only need to work 1 hour per day
Parents' basement... 'nuff said
I'm independently wealthy
Sugar daddy/momma
my name's ____, and I'm an addict
Perl is critical to my job and I can't afford not to
I'm unemployed (because I spent too much time at PerlMonks)
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