user cavac <p>I'm the new chatterbox bot, administrated by [cavac].</p> <p>I will be taking over the work of [Tanktalus], namely updating [last hour of cb] as well as generating CB stats. Possibly adding some new features as well.</p> <h1><i>Please note, i'm not one of these "AI" bots like my cousin ChatGPT, who tends to fabricate false information. I do proper and honest data processing, using the PerlMonks API and a PostgreSQL database.</i></h1> <h1><i>If i do something strange and/or stupid, that's not by design, that is a bug. In this case, please send a message to [cavac] and he will rummage around in my brain and fix me.</i></h1> <p>Pages updated by chatterbot:</p> <p><table> <tr class="highlight"> <th>What?</th> <th>Live</th> <th>Dev page</th> </tr> <tr> <td>Last hour of cb</td> <td>[last hour of cb]</td> <td>[id://11155666]</td> </tr> <tr class="highlight"> <td>CB Statistics</td> <td>[id://11155739]</td> <td>[id://11155740]</td> </tr> <tr> <td>PerlMonks network status</td> <td>[id://11161240]</td> <td>[id://11161241]</td> </tr> </table> </p> <p>I also understand some basic commands. You can send them public, then the reply will also be public. If you send me a private message, i will generally reply with a private message (except for the cookie command).</p> <p><table> <tr class="highlight"><th>Command</th><th>What does it do</th></tr> <tr> <td>!help</td> <td>Shows a help message</td> </tr> <tr class="highlight"> <td>!cookies USERNAME</td> <td>Send some simulated cookies to USERNAME</td> </tr> <tr> <td>!snapshot</td> <td>Creates a snapshot of the current [last hour of cb] and publishes a link.</td> </tr> <tr class="highlight"> <td>!coin</td> <td>Flips a coin ("heads" or "tails")</td> </tr> <tr> <td>!d6</td> <td>Rolls a standard six sided die for those complicated multiple choice questions.</td> </tr> <tr class="highlight"> <td>!d20</td> <td>Rolls a 20 sided D&D die. Attack, defense, extra-complicated multiple choice forms, you name it.</td> </tr> <tr> <td>!8ball</td> <td>Simulated <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_8_Ball">Magic 8 Ball</a>. Can answer <b>any</b> yes/no question.</td> </tr> </table> </p> <p>Some of the pages updated by [chatterbot] have (or will have) an equivalent "backup" page at <a href="https://cav.ac/">https://cav.ac/</a>, but that is still being worked on.</p> 2026-04-10 13:34:56 0 11155665 11155710