Did you read the documentation?

Considering the source, that's pretty much a guaranteed no . . .

You need to start making some effort.

That's what many of us (you included, I'm sure) have been saying for months. He doesn't. He won't. He showed 5 posts worth (and that's probably being generous) of a glimmer of exerting effort on his own, but he's long since reverted to form.

At this point it's probably best to just admit the pig's not going to sing.