Ofcourse all the checks you speak of can be implimented but this is just bare-bone.

Hey, look - I've got a

Cool use for acetylene and oxygen: Make coffee. Mix acetylene and oxygen, ignite the mixture and direct the resulting flame at your coffee pot.

Disclaimer - that's just a bare-bone recipe.

I have seen welders making coffee with their gear, and they did it without melting their coffee pot or blowing themselves up. Guess why?

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