Your "post" looks rather "funny" to me. May I recommend www.unnecessaryquotes.com? :-)

That is just “the tip of the iceberg®”   ...  you “forgot” about ... unnecessary underlines, italics ... ellipses ...   boldface, (parentheses)-and-hyphens and exclamation marks (!!),   non-breaking-spaces ...   ™,   ®,   and other “symbols,” stylistic “devices,” flowery-analogies, and ...   “old bull-shitter wisdoms™”   (“Schweet!”)   ;-)