What is the best programming language for building a tool that automatically records the best television broadcast of the evening?

• Perl
• PHP
• C/C++
• C#
• Awk
• Ada
• Java
• Scheme
• Actionscript
• Other
• I know the answer, but i don't tell you!
• I've been searching for 10 years, without any result
• I don't watch TV
• What is a TV?
• What is a programming language?
• I'm not a programmer