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A man keeps breaking into my house and taking a crap in my toilet and then leaving without flushing. How can I use Perl to automate flushing the toilet?

Hey, how about instead of automating flushing the toilet I figure out how he's getting into the house in the first place and try to stop that happening?

perl -E'sub Monkey::do{say$_,for@_,do{($monkey=[caller(0)]->[3])=~s{::}{ }and$monkey}}"Monkey say"->Monkey::do'
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