Didn't read your rant, anyway, Teach Yourself Programming in Ten Years, What is the best way to master perl, Whats the average time taken to learn Perl?,

Common Perl Pitfalls / perltrap

Tutorials: Basic debugging checklist , brian's Guide to Solving Any Perl Problem

perlintro, http://learn.perl.org/books/beginning-perl/, http://perl-tutorial.org/, Tutorials: Basic debugging checklist , brian's Guide to Solving Any Perl Problem, Modern Perl book, a loose description of how experienced and effective Perl 5 programmers work....You can learn this too.

The Perl Monks Guide to the Monastery