in reply to Re: Maximum down-votes per monk/day
in thread Maximum down-votes per monk/day

Hi! Anonymous Monk here again.

To those of you who've upvoted the above comment, thank you! I assume you did so because you understood it to be telling someone to be nice. (And shouldn't we all be nice?)

Unfortunately for me, Anonymous Monk, I now realize that my earlier statements have major flaws. In fact, there are so many obvious flaws that I feel like I must have been a different person when I wrote the comment above.

Anyway, dear upvoters, I'm sure that by my last sentence, where I, in my role of goody-goody objective authority, call upon the OP to use rationality as the basis of discourse, you were sure and certain that I had made a stand for civility against the evil forces of strong opinion and should be endorsed accordingly. Again, I thank you.

But now I address those who didn't upvote me. I ask that you forgive me, Anonymous Monk, for crafting such a mistaken, sanctimonious, supercilious and illogical chastisement that must seem to have been crafted by a pretentious lackwit truckling to the politically correct "don't use words that can possibly offend anyone" crowd. I promise you that in the future, I, Anonymous Monk will do better.

... and, alas, worse.

(Maybe I should increase my lithium dosage?)

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Re^3: Maximum down-votes per monk/day
by LanX (Saint) on May 19, 2013 at 00:53 UTC
    sarcasm++ :)

    thanks, very entertaining! xD

    Cheers Rolf

    ( addicted to the Perl Programming Language)

Re^3: Maximum down-votes per monk/day
by Anonymous Monk on May 19, 2013 at 20:17 UTC
    -- To those of you who've upvoted the above comment, thank you! I assume you did so because you understood it to be telling someone to be nice. (And shouldn't we all be nice?)

    O'fanku 4 showin' uz d'errs ov uz ways. Innit.
    It wer st'pid ov uz 2 fink dat wez cud dezid 4 uzzelves 'ow wez can blow uz bling votes.
    P'aps u can uz yor god-gi'n spidy skills 2 make only the rite bu'on 'sply so wez paw deluznol b4k4s dont do it some more.
    Wez marvell a'youz skillz 2 sus d'trrof. Props innit man.