This doesn't have anything to do with DBI at all. Running the script on the command line reveals that it is getting the data just fine. When I call it from the webserver I get the error in the browser via the wonderful, wonderful CARP module. I am no expert in networking, but I have two other things which read ':80' as the Local Address when I look at netstat. Is it possible that something else on the machine is blocking my port access? If so, how do I kill the other listeners?

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