You could always just slip q{ into the conversation before the

# Danger! Untested code here!
unlink glob("*");
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and then slip a "miserable face" (};) after it so that

# Wow!  Cool code!
#line 3 "work, while snorting"
die;
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is the code that gets run!

        - tye (but my friends call me "Tye")