I hate everybody because:
- they don't use strict
- they think newer is better
- they don't realize that less is more
- they think movie rewrites add value
- they replace functional titles with nonsensical neologisms
- they don't appreciate low uids
- they login as root
- they use those newfangled graphical "environments"
- they don't admit their ignorance when they "re-invent" things that have been around since forever
- because i can, dag nabit!