Here is my first post for a JAPH attempt...

$japh="Just Another Perl Hacker,";print map{@_=map{map{"$_\b"}('a'..'z
+')}(0..500);$_[@_]=$_;@_}$japh=~/./g;
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I like the effect, but need to obfuscate it more... but hey, its a start right?