Yes, NodeReaper, I know this question is highly subjective, may be Troll Bait, initiate Bike Shed competitions. So know also, I too will be watching.

OK now that we've established that. Let's get on to it, shall we?

No. Perlmonks isn't stackoverflow, none of those things are against the posting guidelines, so read Where should I post X?

see http://www.annocpan.org/dist/AnnoCPAN?latest=1