Why do you preclude the possibility that horoscopes might work? Because you can't see any way that they could possibly work, given the current status quo scientific model of reality?

Divination is an age old tradition of many cultures, including the I Ching, Tarot and Astrology to name but a few. The holographic model of the universe may offer an explanation to why these ancient divination processes actually work. (If they didn't work, they wouldn't have found the widespread acceptance they have now. People aren't that stupid)