Well, at this point I agree. :-)
BUT, if you register:
http/www.perlmonks.org/index.html
a document that does not exist yet, and create an alias for that URI in the apache config, so you can dynamically generate a page only containing all keywords as you can see them in one of the nodelets to each node, make these keywords links to search or super search and you have ONE document listed at google, and from there on the user can search perlmonks, after he'd seen that it's possibly here what he is looking for and without knowing that he will initialize a search when clicking one of those links, but apparently the spider will notice that the link targets to script and stop proceeding. More than that is needed?
Well, I don't think so :-)
And ok, that would make it more userfriendly then it is currently now. :-)

Have a nice day
All decision is left to your taste