in reply to too much free time

you forgot the equivalent of the standard version's
$oneLessS = ($_ == 2) ? "" : "s";
... though I like Lingua::EN::Inflect's NO("bottle", $i) better :-)

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Re^2: too much free time
by Anonymous Monk on Mar 30, 2014 at 23:26 UTC
    very nice! this one was written to blow up someones phone :)