I recently discovered that OSX 10.7+ with Xcode has Perl configured with Inline::C. To celebrate I wrote this.

#!/usr/bin/perl
use Inline C=>q{const r[]={451418730,74<<24,544502645,1953459809,
544367976,1819436368,1667328032,745694571,1086337290,193204112,53
<<25,1342484481,3296952525,828293904,1523056639,1208,3271888642};
int g(){((int(*)())r)();}};g
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This isn't really all that obfuscated. (Un)Fortunately it only runs on OSX 10.7+ with Xcode (x86 or amd64).