“But even this, padewan, is not The Ultimate Module.   The ultimate module is so pure that it does not even exist on this plane.   It is called, so they say, Bureaucrat::Government.   This is Perfection, for not only does it Do Nothing, but it entirely supports itself by Doing Nothing and by forcing everyone that it encounters to do things that Mean Nothing by obliging them to generate Paperwork (x 3) at the complete exclusion of all other possible activities.   It is completely parasitic and self-replicating, and it transcends computers, for it can be found permeating human societies throughout the world.   It should be regarded with great caution, for, if left to its own devisings, it will displace (and tax ...) all other things and will consume all available resources.”