This is my second japh, just to keep going. Yes i know, theres no -w, its just for the first substitution :P
#!/usr/bin/perl use strict;s $$_\\`_\\)_\\_.´\\_\\_+$x,my(@a,@b)=split//;s$.*$=jjj^^^yyyy%%bb$+y+=j +^y%b+0-5++0; {local$_=q xgps%/)tqmju00*|nz%b>tijguAb<%c\%/^\%`^>%b gps fwbm=EBUB?}g +ps%/)1//6*|qsjou%0<%c\%/^\%`^@qsjou%c\%/^\%`^;qsjou%#gps)1//61*}x;y+" +-{+!-}+;s;\|;{;g;$,=$_;}; eval$, __END__ 2..4,8..16,20..26,31..33,37..39 2,5,8,17,20,31,34,37,40 28 12..14,24 3,6,9,12,15,18,21,24,32,35,38,41 26,29 13..14,36..37 4,7,10,19,22,33,42 0..2,14..16,37..39 27 28 0,3,5,8,11,14,17,20,23,26,34,37,40,43 4 1,9,12,15,18,21,24,27,35,38,41,44 2..8,13,14,19,20,25,26,36,37,42,43
$anarion=\anarion;

s==q^QBY_^=,$_^=$[x7,print