So if you do it, you've got to be convincing. All these years nobody's figured out I'm written in Lisp as an AI research project.

J/K, of course. To the OP, please do not automate posts of any kind to PerlMonks. Set up your own test server if you want a playground. This is a live site, and cluttering it up with test garbage on top of the already annoying load of spam damages its signal to noise ratio.