If i could join one of the Orders of Monks (Cabal Matrix), it would be:

• Borg's Belly
• Breathers of Fire
• cabal
• developers
• editors
• gods
• holders of unholy power
• janitors
• pedagogues
• pirates
• pmdev
• pmtesters
• pollsters
• power users
• punsters
• QandAEditors
• root (?)
• Site Documentation Clan
• SiteDocClan
• SiteDocManagers
• tinkers

Update: This is somewhat similar to Re: poll ideas quest.