Package MyConfession; bless me; $father; for(@I_Have_Sinned) { $Days_Since_Last_Confession += 30; } &I_Have_Been_Angry; &I_Have_Been_Jealous; &I_Have_Not_Been_To_Church_Lately; my $son; foreach (1..20) { &Hail_Mary; } print "You are forgiven."; bless you; $my child = &Go_In_Peace_Serve_The_Lord;

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RE: MyConfession
by redmist (Deacon) on May 16, 2000 at 12:36 UTC
    Thats some good stuff.
    .{redmist}.
    ------------------- ...and remember, Evil will always prevail because Good is dumb.
RE: MyConfession
by Studdly (Monk) on May 10, 2000 at 22:45 UTC
    Hilarious! I love it!

    -SYP

RE: MyConfession
by oghran^ (Initiate) on May 12, 2000 at 14:09 UTC
    Excellent! Very funny indeed :)
RE: MyConfession
by Anonymous Monk on May 18, 2000 at 20:06 UTC
    ROTFL. Simply great. Last line has to be "my $child...", hasn't it?